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I just ran across this in my local newspaper, no words, no words...

 

Police: Man caught looking up woman's dress, again Man has been cited by police previously for sniffing ladies' buttocks

CORPUS CHRISTI — A 53-year-old man convicted twice for looking up women’s skirts and putting his nose on their buttocks is back at it, according to police records.

After hearing screams from the dog food aisle last week, employees at a discount store in the 4800 block of South Padre Island Drive called police just after midnight.

A woman told police she felt air going up her dress, looked down and saw a man on the floor using a pen light to look up her dress.

According to the offense report, the man told police he was getting cat food from the bottom shelf.

Police reports and court officials indicate the man was convicted in two incidents, one in which he touched a woman on her buttocks in March 2007 at the discount store. In the other he was convicted of looking up a woman’s dress in May 2007 at a grocery store. Officers issued a citation in last week’s incident.

Police said the crimes are considered an assault by offensive contact, a Class C misdemeanor punishable by a fine.


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Posted on 06:44AM on Mar 26th, 2009
Hahahaha! I wonder what his screen name is here on EP!
Posted on 07:56AM on Mar 26th, 2009
Ewww. I bet he sniffs bicycle seats, too. He may be using the name Hineyhuffer or Fannyfumes.
Posted on 08:16AM on Mar 26th, 2009
This behavior many times escalates to other more serious crimes and all they are doing is fining him? Can the laws be more stupid?
Posted on 08:19AM on Mar 26th, 2009
Yipes. I would have kicked him in the face!
Posted on 10:45AM on Mar 26th, 2009
Hineyhuffer or Fannyfumes! Too funny, Myo! (And you've probably received pervy PMs from him, too!)
Posted on 10:50AM on Mar 26th, 2009
This is one brown-noser you don't say "kiss my ***" to.
Posted on 10:59AM on Mar 26th, 2009
I most certainly shall appeal...
Posted on 11:07AM on Mar 26th, 2009
Did the woman not notice that there was a guy laying on the floor in very close proximity to her? Thanks for the laugh.
Posted on 07:11PM on Mar 26th, 2009
LILT!! That's the best comment ever! This is all so funny. Except the real guy, of course.
Posted on 07:25PM on Mar 26th, 2009
Butt officer, I am having a bar-b-que and was just looking for some buns...
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